There’s having a few drinks with friends, and then there’s having a few too many and catching the attention of the bouncer.

The latter tends not to end well. It isn’t always nefarious, of course — maybe you were loudly defending the honor of a friend or perhaps a political debate got a little too heated and the bartender decided they didn’t want to deal with it. Or maybe nothing like this has ever happened to you and you rarely even go to bars in the first place. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that, even if it would have made for a good story.